Seriously, this junk is out of control. My inbox is stuffed with messages for useless products. How do I block all this garbage? It's pushing me over the edge.
- I just want get a legitimate email for once.
- Maybe someday this will stop.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm stuck with deleting spam all day long.
Spam: The Digital Poop In My Inbox
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment read more of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
Get This Shit Out of My Inbox
Seriously, way too much is completely absurd. Every day I get flooded with your lame junk mail for things I don't even want. I've attempted to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a closed door. At this point, I'm just mad as hell.
- Stop sending me these emails already.
- Get a clue.
- You've been warned.
Make This Spam Stop You Goddamn Pieces Of Shit
Listen up, you bunch of idiots. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to get the hell out here. I'm tired with your lame attempts to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a pack of pathetic fools. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Get ready for the consequences.
- Get lost
- I'm not interested
Enough is Enough, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you scumbags! Your spammy emails are clogging up inboxes and irritating people. We've had enough of your junk. This is your final warning to knock it off. Keep sending that nonsense, and we'll be forced to take drastic measures. Understand? You better believe it.
Get Lost With Your Spammy Messages
You think you're so clever, sending out your bullshit to every random person you can find. But guess what, jerk? I don't care for your lies. Get a real job or find a hobby already.
- Seriously With Your Annoying Emails
- I don't care
- Get a real job or find a hobby already.